Toilet Time Compression News from the School of Art, Architecture and Design

Art of the CEO. New exhibition by Cass Fine Art alumnus Jake Laffoley at Xero, Kline & Coma

"​Entrepreneurs invent waste solutions that donʼt waste innovation." Grímur Þór Gunnarsson, 2016

Born 1984 in Reykjavik, Iceland, Grímur Þór Gunnarsson, a business strategist, philosopher, entrepreneurial Viking and CEO of Toilet Time Compression warmly invites you to the reception of TTC Department of Marketing and Innovation, London Office.

Gunnarsson will present his winning surveillance company which expels unproductive workers from the toilets after two minutes. The company's ethos is that intelligent human labour needs to have the right apparatuses and infrastructure implemented in order for innovation to thrive, we recommend the T.T.C.S.T.S.O.E.S. Programs (Toilet Time Compression Secure-Tight-Security-Optimum-Efficiency-Secure Programs), or the One Size Fits All - T.T.C. Happy Diaper. Successful T.T.C. operations in European chicken factories and International co-working spaces have proven Gunnarssonʼs performance solutions to be necessary capital investments in our age of "lazy workers and lazy young people."

For more information on Toilet Time Compression call our Liverpool Offices on: +44 (0)151 558 0509.

You may also be interested in our event On Being Angels, Saturday 1.00pm, 2nd July. Talk by: Tžužj. Following a recent period of consolidation, consultation and re-evaluation Tžužjj will present a short history of their involvement in the development of T.T.C. from initial Angel creative funding to the present, outlining their Philosophies and Theorems along the way.

As T.T.C. enters a new and exciting phase in itʼs mission to end world laziness, Tžužjj is with them, every Žtep of the way. Gunnarsson will not discuss any recent news events related to his business relationship with Icelandic Prime Minister on leave, Sigmundur Gunnlaugsson. Unapproved questions may not be recorded.